The Love Hotel

February 23, 2010

So let me explain a little bit about the Love Hotel. For those of you who don’t know: a love hotel is a hotel where you go to have sex. You might ask how this makes it different from any other hotel, but there is a great big difference: the love hotel sells itself as a place to fuck, whereas the regular hotel is, in the end, still a place to sleep. Before you wander off into a crazy search for a love hotel in the area near you, I have to disappoint you because love hotels exist primarily in Japan. I’ll be darned if there aren’t one or two outside of Japan but those would be the exceptions to the rule. So, as I said, the love hotel is created purely for the act of sex. Inside the love hotel you’ll find everything you need to make the act of intercourse as pleasant as possible. Expect a vending machine filled with condoms, vibrators, massage lotion and clean underwear. Expect also a catalogue of cosplay uniforms to order. Expect kitschy colors and mirrors everywhere. Expect a jacuzzi and expect free access to hardcore porno channels in your room.

So, you might think, why would I call my site the Love Hotel? Because of multiple reasons. 1. I love the concept. 2. I’ve been there several times. 3. I will make love and sex on of the focal points of this site. 4. It sounds catchy.

So, have fun on my blog. I will start to mix newly written content and combine it with articles already in my archive soon.


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